Funny tales for dirty minds

Unique and Absurd Book 1

As you turn the pages of Victoria Ray’s debut book, you’ll realize, once again, that the mix of humor, erotica and sci-fi is always the best medicine and that absurd things happen all the time, such as:

• A father of nine, who, on Valentine’s Day, is forced to have sex with every woman he meets
• A crazy producer with 50 phobias, one of which is his last name
• An author of an unfinished book, spending his days in fear of Mr. Best Seller, pancakes, his wife’s breasts and running
• A trip to a place called Escape, where a divorced woman, Mrs. BouncyTits, is surrounded only by hot men – until her last breath

The heaven of all absurd and bizarre is awaiting you on the pages of this book! When we see something strange, we immediately start thinking! Anything weird or odd activates our brains! These 42 strange stories are mind opening and will not only make you smile, but will also make you think.

Are you ready to engulf yourself in some odd, silly and dirty tales that will make you smile?
Remember, these are adult stories, so share only with your mature friends!

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Joel Stafford

My profession is online marketing and development (10+ years experience), check my latest mobile app called Upcoming or my Chrome extensions for ChatGPT. But my real passion is reading books both fiction and non-fiction. I have several favorite authors like James Redfield or Daniel Keyes. If I read a book I always want to find the best part of it, every book has its unique value.

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Tangled Pleasures Book 1

What’s a person to do when they discover everything they’ve believed is nothing but lies?

I grew up wealthy, a spoiled rich kid some would say, blessed with a natural athletic physique and erotic good looks that could get me into the panties of just about any girl I set my mind to.

I wanted … what I wanted.

And that meant one thing: the beautiful brunette from study hall—but she left me high and dry.
Today, I have a heart made of stone. I’m angry, a professed lifelong bachelor and a sexual sadist.

My soul is a cold river.

Eight years later, she’s back in my life and holding secrets that are ruthless, unforgiveable.

I want to punish her, make her cry, make her suffer. I want to hate her for what she’s done.

But I want my hands on her.

Mine. All mine.

I simply want … Ava Montgomery.

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Joel Stafford

My profession is online marketing and development (10+ years experience), check my latest mobile app called Upcoming or my Chrome extensions for ChatGPT. But my real passion is reading books both fiction and non-fiction. I have several favorite authors like James Redfield or Daniel Keyes. If I read a book I always want to find the best part of it, every book has its unique value.

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A comic filled journey of nature’s weirdest genitals

Water boatman have a mace like penis that they use to obliterate the female’s vagina…
Polar bears dicks are breaking and it’s our fault…
Bees penises explode and make a popping noise while they backflip off the Queen.

50 Illustrated animal comics with educational backstories to help shed light on these amazing animals.

If you are looking for a funny and educational gift for a friend, white elephant party, bachelorette party, or even just a coffee table book, look no further.

The Animal Penis Book gives you a comic filled look at natures best penises, vaginas, and sex facts.

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Joel Stafford

My profession is online marketing and development (10+ years experience), check my latest mobile app called Upcoming or my Chrome extensions for ChatGPT. But my real passion is reading books both fiction and non-fiction. I have several favorite authors like James Redfield or Daniel Keyes. If I read a book I always want to find the best part of it, every book has its unique value.

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After a lifetime of turbulence and exhaustion, all Kate wants is security and stability–or so she thinks. Her fairytale marriage to a wealthy doctor, and later the birth of her three children, fails to fill the gaping hole in her heart. Thinking what she craves is sexual excitement, Kate finds a lover who satisfies her every physical need, but few of her deepest desires. Left wanting, Kate continues her search. It seems the stars have aligned, as Kate meets Ryan–a man capable of giving her everything she never realised she was missing. Everything is perfect…until the mask slips, and Ryan is revealed as the philandering charlatan he's always been. Kate suddenly finds herself embroiled in a vicious love triangle with the man she simultaneously loathes and craves, and the mistress who threatens everything Kate has worked for. Will the crafty Emily force Kate to make the ultimate sacrifice, or will Ryan's affections belong to Kate, once more?

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Joel Stafford

My profession is online marketing and development (10+ years experience), check my latest mobile app called Upcoming or my Chrome extensions for ChatGPT. But my real passion is reading books both fiction and non-fiction. I have several favorite authors like James Redfield or Daniel Keyes. If I read a book I always want to find the best part of it, every book has its unique value.

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What would you do if your one night stand turned out to be your boss?

Eva, a pretty, hardworking woman is out to give dating a second chance after discovering her long-time boyfriend is cheating on her with another woman.
Eva Tatum finds shelter in the hustle and bustle of her prestigious job at a renowned tech development company. In spite of her mother and best friend Jessica's constant attempts, she refuses to give dating another chance. Eva thinks she is content succeeding in her work life, but on a very silent and quiet night, her beliefs are put to the test when she meets a pair of mysterious handsome looking men at a Christmas party.
After spending a steamy night full of fun with both, she is certain they will never see each other again – but will the many twists and turns of life prove her wrong?
What will you do if your one night romance eventually turns out to be your boss?
If you are looking for a romantic thriller that will keep you spellbound, then look no further: you have just found it.
The Forbidden Affairs of Eva will hold you enthralled until you get to the end of the story.
Click here to get your copy of The Forbidden Affairs of Eva today.

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Joel Stafford

My profession is online marketing and development (10+ years experience), check my latest mobile app called Upcoming or my Chrome extensions for ChatGPT. But my real passion is reading books both fiction and non-fiction. I have several favorite authors like James Redfield or Daniel Keyes. If I read a book I always want to find the best part of it, every book has its unique value.

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How To Give And Receive Great Oral Sex: Top tips from both ends of the tongue

The Cunnilinguist is a refreshingly modern guide to oral sex with a sense of humor.

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Joel Stafford

My profession is online marketing and development (10+ years experience), check my latest mobile app called Upcoming or my Chrome extensions for ChatGPT. But my real passion is reading books both fiction and non-fiction. I have several favorite authors like James Redfield or Daniel Keyes. If I read a book I always want to find the best part of it, every book has its unique value.

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